Inventing the new normal

It has become apparent to me what the goal of this blog shall be. It will be to invent the new normal. Whatever the hell that means. Perhaps, oh gentle reader, that should just be a tentative goal. Your narrator has not the slightest notion how to go about creating the new normal, however we will go forward with this as a tertiary directive.

If someone as insane as Al Gore can create the Internet perhaps your humble narrator could help define the new normal.

In other news, there are a lot of bedraggled looking people here in G-Vegas. Please, don't tell them about this blog. They might take offense and in an emotional moment of peak attack your humble narrator whilst driving the public roadways of this vile we call G-Vegas.

For example, there is a homeless type okie guy with a long beard. I am trying to set him up with my mom. Now that would perhaps be a good place to start at defining a new normal.

I also saw a woman looking person who was shaped like a large grapefruit. She was about as wide and she was tall. The aspect of obesity is not much interest, but it was her shape as nearly being spherical like a grapefruit that makes her apart from the normal. She perhaps defines a new normal, but I'm not sure that would be a good idea to promote a new normal of being as wide as you are tall.

Over the past few days I have seen a chipmunk, many turkeys, a down woodpecker, a chickadee, a coyote, and a skunk. There sure are a lot of critters out this way. I would like that to be the new normal. A lot of well fed critters would be a nice new normal.

There is a new shopping alternative to the two super markets. It is an even bigger supermarket. Not sure how that makes sense. They also are rebuilding the Walmart to be a newer über Walmart. That will mean three supermarkets and an über Walmart in a town with like 3 stop lights. I think they are adding a new stop light near the new supermarket.

It's wie because G-Vegas is not really thriving. Adding a stoplight is big business. That will throw off the ratio of donut shops to street lights. Dogs will mate with cats and the world will end in an orgy of violence. I am going to wait until after the election before I find out what direction this lazy vile will shimmy along towards.

They are building a commuter rail extension so now the train to Boston will have a stop here. That could be what all the hubbub is about with new grocery stores and an über Walmart.